Friday, December 16, 2011

Supernatural Friday: A Season of Fear and Superstition

It's that time of the year to smooch under the mistletoe, shop for loved ones and go view Christmas lights on the Tacky Lights Tour. The season is full of good tidings and happiness, nothing scarier than you might get that special gift from Santa Claus. Right?





WRONG! People in olden days didn’t stay indoors due to the “frightful” weather, but more because it might have been cold and dangerous outside. They knew in their hearts that dark forces lurked amidst the shadows of the snow drifts. Winter Solstice (December 21) was seen as a time when the fabric between the mortal world and the world of malicious spirits became thin enough for things to snatch unwary victims. Though the fiends are lout all winter, still, this time prove to be the scariest. When many gathered together to celebrate, it was hoped that the dark spirits would realize with all that din that there were too many bodies inside or caroling outside to grab one person. Another custom practiced was doors were flung open at midnight to let out trapped evil spirits caught inside the building. A candle was left burning in the window all night to insure good luck for the family inside. Any candle that burned out before dawn was deemed a bad sign.




Another thing said is that those born on Christmas are apt more to see a spirit than those not. But they have nothing to fear from any ghost if they chance to encounter one. They are also protected against deaths by drowning or hanging.


Witches are a part of Christmas too—through our very own Christmas ornaments, or balls. In Scotland, people used to wear them around their necks to ward off witches. It was also believed in Scotland and Canada that if a witch touched one, her/his soul would be caught within the ball forever.



A witch ball is a hollow sphere of plain or stained glass hung in cottage windows in eighteenth-century England to ward off evil spirits, witch's spells, or ill fortune, though the witch's ball actually originated among cultures where witches were considered a blessing. Witches would usually "enchant" the balls to enhance their potency against evils. Later, they were often posted on top of a vase or suspended by a cord (as from the mantelpiece or rafters) for a decorative effect. Witch balls appeared in America in the nineteenth century and were often found in gardens under the name "gazing ball,” something that has come back, as I bought one last summer to place in my own garden. However, "gazing balls" contain no strands within their interior. According to folk tales, witch balls would entice evil spirits with their bright colors; the strands inside the ball would then capture the spirit and prevent it from escaping.




Witch balls sometimes measure as large as seven inches (eighteen cm) in diameter. By tradition, but not always, the witch ball is green or blue in color and made from glass. There have been others made of wood, grass, or twigs, instead of glass. Some are decorated in enameled swirls and brilliant stripes of various colors. The gazing balls found in many of today's gardens are derived from silvered witch balls that acted as convex mirrors, warding off evil by reflecting it away.


Because they look similar to the glass balls used on fishing nets, witch balls are often associated with sea superstitions and legends. The modern Christmas ornament ball is descended from the witch ball. According to an ancient tale, the ornament was originally placed on the tree to dispel a visitor’s envy at the presents left beneath the tree.


Besides the ball, mistletoe was also considered a powerful charm to be used against witches, along with lightening. The lightening? Is it connected, as maybe caused by a witch? Good question.


This time of year also has ghost stories told. Just as much as Halloween. Charles Dickens’ novel, the Christmas Carol, Is proof of that. Those Victorian people did more than go Christmas caroling or drank mulled wine by the roaring fires. There’s even that line in It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year song that goes "There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmas long, long ago." There are novels and anthologies that come out this time of the year, ghostly fiction or horror stories. One book of fiction I found is Christmas Ghosts, edited by Kathryn Cramer and David G. Hartwell. I ordered for myself, a ghostly tale set during Christmas time for my Kindle, The Carousel by James Cessford. The eBook intrigued me to read it and it was not a bad price. Search Amazon or your local brick and mortar independent bookstore for other Christmas ghost stories to buy and read.



Besides, ghost stories, there are other dark myths and legends concerning with Christmas. In the olden days gone by in Finland, they believed in Joulupukki. Pagan people used to have festivities to ward off evil spirits. In Finland these spirits of darkness wore goat skins and horns. In the beginning this creature didn't give presents but demanded them. The Christmas Goat was an ugly creature and frightened children. It is unclear how this personality was transformed into the benevolent Father Christmas. Nowadays the only remaining feature is the name. The process was probably a continuous amalgamation of many old folk customs and beliefs from varied sources. One can speak of a Christmas pageant tradition consisting of many personages with roles partly Christian, partly pagan: A white-bearded saint, the Devil, demons, and house gnomes. Nowadays the Joulupukki of Finland resembles the American Santa Claus. This reminds me of Black Peter and the Krampus, both being Santa’s “evil twin.” In many areas of the world, it is said that St. Nicholas has a companion. This companion is Krampus, though another version is Black Peter, or Zarte Piet or Zwarte Piet. Black Peter is associated with the Netherlands and has dark skin. Krampus isn't a man though. He has horns, goat hair, hooves, and claws. Just like a demon. His job is to accompany St. Nicholas and to warn and punish bad children. He is said to carry a basket on his back where he will place the bad children and take them to Hell to be tossed into the pit. Puts a frightening twist on “have you been naughty or nice!” Krampus originates from Krampen--meaning claw. Young men dressed up in goat skins and masks they spend two weeks making and on December 5th go out to scare all and carry out "birching," mainly on young girls.




So, besides a season of “good tidings,” it is also a time of terrible fear. So get your children in at night and make sure they are good. And do the same for yourself. For you never know if that shadow moving along the street past your front yard is just someone looking at your Christmas lights, or something else waiting to get you! Happy holidays. . .

Next week on December 23rd, I will post Part 2 of Supernatural Friday: A Season of Fear and Superstition.  But if you want to read ghost stories, real or fiction, check out my books. For myths and legends, check out Haunted Virginia: Legends, Myths, and True Tales.  For ghostly tales set in Richmond and its surrounding counties: Haunted Richmond, Virginia.


For my fiction, I do have some ghost stories in this book, Spectre Nightmares and Visitations, besides other tales of horror. For the tradepaper back (only $7.50): Amazon and Genre Connections. For it as an eBook, find it and the one short story, "Dark Eyes," that is in the print version, but not in the download,  find both at Genre Connections.












Neither Tree or Family Can Separate True Love


"We loved with a love that was more than love." Edgar Allan Poe


There is a couple buried in the cemetery behind Jamestown Memorial Church. A legend that involves a sycamore tree says that it separates them in death, accomplishing supposedly what their families never could do in life.


In the 1700s, James Blair served as counsel to the British Government and became governor of the Virginia colony later on. He is considered the founder of the College of William and Mary in Williamsburg. All of this would be made him a worthy suitor for any young woman. He was handsome, too. Any parent would be proud that he paid suit to their daughter, but Sarah Harrison's parents did not see it that way.


Age seventeen and the oldest daughter of Colonel Benjamin Harrison of Wakefield Plantation, Sarah was active in plantation social life. She was not only beautiful, but also a headstrong girl. Many eligible suitors paid court to her. Her parents approved of marriage to one of them, a young man named William Roscoe.

Except she met James Blair three weeks later, after her engagement had been announced. She fell in love with him and it seemed that he did likewise. A love affair deemed doomed from the start. Not only because of her engagement to Mr. Roscoe, but because James was twice her age. In those days, any girl who married an older man became a disgrace to her parents, since society viewed such marriages as a sign of the girl's family's failing finances.


The headstrong Sarah, though, did not stay away from James. Legend has it that her fiancé, William Roscoe, died of a broken heart after she broke their engagement. Not long after, she and James married. Her parents did not attend the wedding and would have nothing to do with the couple. They tried many things, from trying to get it annulled to even drawing up legal papers. During a trip to see an attorney about this, Colonel Harrison, his wife, and their youngest daughter were killed when lightning during a storm struck their carriage.


The Blairs went on to live happily as man and wife until Sarah passed away in 1713 at the age of forty-two. Never forgiven by her family, she could not gain entrance into the Harrison family plot and instead got buried in a stone crypt just outside it, in a small cemetery within grasping fingers' reach of the Jamestown Memorial Church on Jamestown Island.


James lived another thirty years. When he finally died in 1743, he was laid to rest in another stone crypt about six inches from his wife's tomb.


In 1750, a sycamore tree began to grow next to James's crypt, right between his tomb and his wife's. Nothing was done to prevent its growth and it grew and grew until it shattered the bricks between the two crypts. This caused Sarah's headstone to move into the nearby Harrison plot, only a short distance from her parents' and her sister's graves.


The story doesn't end there, either. Not long ago, the old sycamore tree, grown very large, had died and gotten cut down. The broken bricks and shattered tombs had been left as they were. Not long after another sycamore tree sprouted in the very same spot. By all appearances, it appeared that the Harrisons still worked from beyond the veil to keep their daughter from James.
Just as it was so back in October 28, 2008, I found the two lovers' graves side-by-side, no sycamore tree separating them. All the graves in that church cemetery laid out in a row, no doubt put that way by the Association for the Preservation of Virginia Antiquities. I'm pretty sure that the preservation society dug out that tree long ago, but the romantic in me still believes that maybe James got his wish and the two of them are together in death just as they had been in life. Doesn't happily-ever-after always sound better with any story?













Wednesday, December 14, 2011

WEIRD WEDNESDAY



Are these Santas celebrating the day after Christmas
by speed boating? Or are they testing out a new way of traveling not by reindeer?

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Inhuman Magazine, Issue 5 Released-My Story, Donating, Included In It



Got a super email from the editor of Inhuman Magazine. Issue 5 is out--it has my tale, Donating, in it. Right now for sure you can order it from the editor Allen Koszowski 351 Westridge Circle Phoenixville, Pa. 19460. The cost is $6.95 for the issue plus $2.50 for postage - a total of $9.45.


Stories and authors included in INHUMAN MAGAZINE # 5:

 
New Terrors


San Diablo. Lisa Morton
Soul-eater. Jill Bauman
Lachesis . Monica J. O’Rourke
Dragon People. Bruce Boston
Homebody. Tim Waggoner
Dead Reckoning. Don D’Ammassa
Bernice. James S. Dorr
A Slow Corruption. Jon Hansen
Talent Does What It Can. Wrath James White
Donating. Pamela K. Kinney
Mandy-Lu. Donald R. Burleson
The Lion of Orkahaugr. Christopher M. Cevasco
Love in a Time of Zombies. Darrell Schweitzer
Burden of Guilt 3: Growing Pains. James A. Moore
Scarecrows in the Nebraska Moonlight. Tim Curran
Three Barbers— No waiting. John Maclay
We Are the Monsters Now. Darrell Schweitzer
The Devil’s Vein. Ron Breznay
An Outsider. John Pelan
Among Us. Brian Freeman
The Carousel . Roman Ranieri
Bloom Where You’re Planted. Cody Goodfellow

Old Horrors
Pick and Grim. Michael Shea
Skinflowers. David Gerrold
Prowl. Barry N. Malzberg

Friday, December 09, 2011

Supernatural Friday: Legend Of Babushka



The Legend of Babushka is believed to originate in Russia. This story was very popular in Russia before the revolution of 1917. Babushka was an old and lonely woman who is considered to have started the tradition of giving gifts to children.



Babushka which means 'grandmother' or 'old woman' in Russian, lived in a big house, safe and warm. Her life was lonely, with no friends or family. Only the sound of travelers passing in their carts and the animals grazing nearby could break the monotony of her existence. She provided shelter for weary travelers, along with food to birds and animals.


One year, a very cold winter hot Russia. The birds that normally hung around for her bread crumbs, flew away to a warmer climate. Even the animals, dug in their dens to sleep through the winter, or keep warm until spring thaw. Babushka prayed for some company, any kind. One winter night, when she was trying to sleep, she heard a noise steadily growing louder—voices and grunts—and she knew there are no humans or animals for miles around. Then there came a loud knocking at her door. Thinking it was a cold and hungry traveler, when she threw open the door, she found three richly dressed noblemen on horses. They wore the most splendid clothing she ever saw.


She invited the men inside but they declined. Instead, they invited her to travel with them, to Bethlehem, where they were bound, they said, to find and welcome the child who would be the king of Jews and lead mankind to salvation. Still, being night and the winter harsh, the old mother asked the strangers once more to spend the night her house so that they all can leave in the morning. The men declined, saying that they do not want to get delayed, and set off. Later that night as she lay in bed, she thought of the three men and the strange tidings they bore about the child who would be the king. She felt sad at rebuffing their invitation. It was then that she decided to meet the Child herself.


She gathered some trinkets for the babe and set out in the cold dark night. She never found the travelers or the baby. Legend has it that the old mother is still looking for the Child to this day and that whenever she meets a child she presents him/her with trinkets before continuing on her search. Thus, in Russian belief, the custom of giving gifts to children on Christmas results from Babushka.



Tuesday, December 06, 2011

WEIRD WEDNESDAY




Guess these people are being ecological and made their own Christmas tree. ..of beer bottles!

Friday, December 02, 2011

Supernatural Friday: Legend of the Evergreen Trees



It is said that one winter, as the birds flew south for the winter, one little bird broke its wing on the way and fell to down into strange woods. It began to snow and when the whole forest was covered in it, the little bird couldn’t fly up to a tree and her nest, and with snow on the ground, she couldn’t find sees or worms. Frightened that she might perish, she begged the trees to help her and get her up into one of their branches. However, the trees were not kind. The birch tree, proud of being beautiful and haughtily, said it could not possibly help the bird because it had to look after the birds of his own forest first. The strong oak tree mentioned that it was afraid that the bird would have to live there till spring time and would eat up some of its acorns. Even the willow tree, normally gentle otherwise refused to help.







Distress, the little bird tried to fly again, but her wing was still not fit for the purpose. Seeing her struggle, the spruce tree asked her, “Why are you so downcast?” When the bird revealed her problem, it offered her its thickest, softest and warmest branch.


Inspired by the kindness of spruce tree, the big and strong pine tree also volunteered to protect the spruce tree and the bird from the North Wind through the winter. The little juniper tree offered its berries to the bird to quench her hunger. The bird remained through the winter, safe and warm, and when spring came, his wing was healed and he could fly away comfortably there and flew away again at springtime.


The Frost King, who kept close note of the behavior of all trees, strictly instructed the North Wind not to touch even a single leaf of the kind spruce, pine and juniper trees; while he was free to play havoc with the leaves of other trees. The North Wind especially enjoyed in plucking the shining, green leaves of the willow, oak and bird trees and leaving them bare for the winters, with nothing to protect them from snow, rain and sleet. It is for this kindness that the leaves of the spruce, the pine, and the juniper are always green and they are known as evergreen trees.





Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Stop on Unfinished by Suzanne Gravelle Virtual Tour




Today author Suzanne Gravells is stopoing by on her blog tour to talk about her book, UNFINISHED.



When life overwhelms you and you cannot take one more moment of the chaos that is happening all around you… if it’s feasible grab your keys and take a drive.


We know that a change of scenery, favourite music, quiet streams or majestic mountain ranges have calming healing affects, even if it is only for the moment we are enjoying them.

We all have thoughts of running away but we know even if we do, we cannot get away from our selves, our thoughts travel with us. For me I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, to be able to think, start a thought and finish it without interruption or influence from those around me.

A drive out to the country is what most people can do and usually that is enough to blow some of the convoluted thoughts back into perspective but for me it had to be wider than that. I wanted space, wide open space and a drive out to the country was not going to be enough for me.


So I sold my home, resigned from my career, kissed my children and grandchildren good-bye, got into my truck and starting driving, I call it… my Self Imposed Exile.


60,000km and 17 months later I am still driving. Coast to Coast 3 times, North, South, where ever the wind blew me, I went there. Today I am still driving working on my 4th trip heading West.

We all have had terrible, devastating, heartbreaking moments and we feel as if we will never have a moment’s peace, nor do we think we will ever get over what happened to us, we wonder if life will ever be normal again, whatever normal is.


When a heartbreak ripped the structure of my world apart it brought me to my knees and I could not breathe or think, the only thing I wanted was to be alone and on the road. I did not want to subject my family and friends to what seemed like constant drama and sorrow. Professional therapy was suggested but I could not sit still so my therapists had to be compact. I had to be able to pop in a CD when I was driving or open a book when I was sitting still and this worked very well… for me.


During my self imposed exile, I was able to piece together why the heartbreak was just heavy enough to bring my life crashing to the floor. I came to understand it was not just the heartbreak, I had heartbreaks before, it was the 30 years of taking care of everyone but me and I was exhausted. But it was not until I started journaling my journey did I see how my mind started to calm down and I began to think clearer. As I read through my journal a very clear story had started to form and I had no choice but to share my remarkable journey that is still…Unfinished.





For more information about Unfinished by Suzanne Gravelle, visit http://www.amazon.com/Unfinished-Suzanne-Gravelle/dp/192700506X and you can follow her journey on her BLOG



About Unfinished:


This is a true story of a woman who experienced such a profound awakening that she could no longer live the same way, the same life she was just one week before. She could no longer ignore the woman who was screaming to be set free from the ties that bind her to a life she no longer desired or recognized. The transformation to become the woman


she really wanted to be has propelled her upon the most remarkable self-discovery journey of her life. She sold her home, gave up her career, kissed her children, grandchildren and friend’s good bye, got into her vehicle and just drove away…ALONE. Where was she going? 30,000km later she finds herself in the most unlikely place to try to piece her life together, trying to make sense of the constant feeling of being UNFINISHED. To order your copy – http://www.amazon.com/Unfinished-Suzanne-Gravelle/dp/192700506X



About Suzanne Gravelle:


Suzanne Gravelle is 49 Years old and has 3 children, 2 grandchildren who live in Nova Scotia. At the time this book goes to print she is single and homeless by choice, still travelling, seeking that place of comfort she will eventually call home.


She spent most of her life living in Nova Scotia but her formidable years aged 10-25, were spent living on Vancouver Island, British Columbia. She resigned as a Real Estate Agent in Nova Scotia, to embark upon this most incredible journey, driving, exploring Canada and writing this book. To read Suzanne’s extended bio, visit http://bookpromotionservices.com/2011/11/10/suzanne-gravelle-bio/






Tuesday, November 29, 2011

WEIRD WEDNESDAY



Whoever thought this up decided to do a different kind of Christmsas tree this year and made a Dalek tree. Is it weird to you or not? Would you like this in your house?

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Signing My New Ghost Book in Williamsburg, Virginia This Afternoon!



I  will be  signing my new release, Virginia’s Haunted Historic Triangle: Williamsburg, Yorktown, Jamestown, and Other Haunted Locations at the Barnes and Noble at Williamsburg's New Town Shops , 5101 Main Street, Williamsburg, VA, 23188 today, Black Sunday, from 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm.   757-564-0687

Signed books make great Christmas gifts!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Supernatural Friday: Legend of the Mistletoe



Kissing under the mistletoe is more than just a chance to get your honey to kiss you. Besides the Christmas holly, laurel, rosemary, yews, boxwood bushes and, of course, the Christmas tree, mistletoe is an evergreen displayed during the Christmas season. It is symbolic of the eventual rebirth of vegetation that will occur in spring. More so than any other of the Christmas evergreens, it is a plant of which we are conscious only during the holidays. Mistletoe has long been regarded as an aphrodisiac and fertility herb. It may also possess abortifacient qualities, which would help explain its association with uninhibited sexuality.
Kissing under the mistletoe got its start in Celtic rituals and Norse mythology. In Gaul, the Druids considered it a sacred plant. It was believed to have medicinal qualities and mysterious supernatural powers. After preparing for a sacrifice and a feast under the oak, they hail the mistletoe as a cure-all, bringing two white bulls with horns that have never been bound before. A priest dressed in a white robe climbs the oak and with a golden sickle cuts the mistletoe,. It is caught in a white cloak. After sacrificing the victims, they ask the god to make the mistletoe propitious for them. There was belief that a potion prepared from it will make sterile animals fertile and that kit was an antidote for any poison.



Mistletoe and the kissing are traced back to ancient Scandinavia. It was also the plant of peace there. If enemies met by chance beneath it in a forest, they laid down their arms and maintained a truce until the next day. This ancient Scandinavian custom led to the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe.


But this tradition went hand-in-hand with the myth of Baldur. Baldur's mother was the Norse goddess, Frigga. When he was born, Frigga made every plant, animal and inanimate object to promise not to harm Baldur. But the goddess overlooked the mistletoe. Loki took advantage of this oversight and tricked one of the other gods into killing Baldur with a spear fashioned from mistletoe. The demise of Baldur, a vegetation deity in the Norse myths, brought winter into the world, although the gods did eventually restored Baldur to life. Frigga pronounced the mistletoe sacred, ordering that it should bring love rather than death into the world.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

HAPPY THANKSGIVNG


Happy Thanksgiving. I am thankful for my readers. May you all, whether in the US or other parts of the world, have a blessed day.


Tuesday, November 22, 2011

WEIRD WEDNESDAY


Beginning of November for the first Weird Wednesday we had a woman with a turkey hat. Now, with one day away from Thanksgiving we have a man wearing a turkey. What a turkey!


Friday, November 18, 2011

Supernatural Friday: Myths, Legends, and Folklore



Everyone participates in the reading of legends, myths, or folklore at some point in their lives. Who hasn’t read Greek mythology in school, or the folklore of Paul Bunyan, or tall tales of famous, real people like Calamity Jane or Johnny Appleseed? And what about urban legends? Urban legends are myths told in modern society, in cities or online, unlike many of the old tales set in the countryside. Even now, these get passed around in emails or are posted on the Internet—stories about the serial killer with the knife hanging around Lover’s Lane, Bloody Mary, the terrible smell under the bed in a hotel room or even the computer virus story that may have been true three years ago, but is still sent out as a warning.



A legend (Latin, legenda, "things to be read") is a narrative of human actions told about someone that existed in reality, once upon a time, but the true events have been twisted, making them more fascinating. Legend includes no happenings that are outside the realm of "possibility,” defined by a highly flexible set of parameters. These may include miracles that are perceived as actually having happened. There is the specific tradition of indoctrination where the legend arose, and in which the tale may be transformed over time, in order to keep it fresh, vital, and realistic. It is kinda like that game you played with your classmates in school, where you whisper to the next person a story, and by the time it comes full circle, that story has changed drastically from what it began as.


A myth is a sacred or traditional story that concerns the origins of the world or how the world and the creatures in it came to be in their present form. Myths serves to unfold a part of the world view of a people, or explain a practice, belief, or natural phenomenon. Parables and allegories are myths. Nothing is supposed to be real about it at all, even if someone mentioned in the story is a real person, like some famous Virginians in this book. There are stories told about their habits or life that are not true.


Folklore is the traditional beliefs, myths, tales, and practices of a people, transmitted orally. It is popular, but unfounded beliefs. Or, as Merriam-Webster says: “traditional customs, tales, sayings, dances, or art forms preserved among a people.”


The flavor of people and their culture, all interwove with day to day life when settlers came to the New World. They brought with them their folk tales and beliefs, and founded new ones in the new country. Some old stories mutated into different ones. There were older tales told by the Native Americans who were already living in Virginia before the white man came. Then, when slaves were brought to the New World, they brought with them tales from Africa and changed them, molding them to fit their new home.


Today, in modern times, we continue this with urban legends. Who hasn’t heard of the killer with the hook in lover’s lane? Or who hasn’t said, “Bloody Mary” while staring into the mirror, hoping to make a ghost appear? There’s the hitchhiking woman dressed in an evening gown that is picked up and climbs into the back seat, giving directions to an address to the driver. Once they arrive at the house, though, the driver discovers that she has mysteriously disappeared. When he goes to the door, he is told that his hitchhiker is the daughter of the owner of the house, who had been killed just after she left a party several years before, never making it home. But stories like the hitchhiking ghost existed long before they ended up as urban legends. I know I’ve read stories when it was a buggy or wagon being driven, not a car. So how many urban legends started as folk tales by those who colonized America?


Many of the legends and folk tales told by our ancestors have some kind of moral attached to them. These may be warnings. Watch your womenfolk and children, so that marauding Indians could not kidnap them. Don’t dare approach some old woman living in the woods for a much needed potion to rid one of an unwanted pregnancy, for she may conjure a spell and convince you to crawl into her oven to be cooked.

All of the above are the start of human storytelling, most likely around the campfire at night and told by the village shaman or official storyteller. What stories do you remember and still like to tell?

 
Like to read some myths, legends, or folklore? You can find some Virginian ones in my book, Haunted Virginia: Legends, Myths and True Tales. And with Christmas fast approaching, books make great gifts. This one can be read by children, grade 3 to adults.
 

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Virginia's Haunted Historic Triangle: Williamsburg, Yorktown, Jamestown, and Other Haunted Locations Reviewed by Chesapeake Style Magazine!


Virginia's Haunted Historic Triangle: Williamsburg, Yorktown, Jamestown, and Other Haunted Locations got a great review in Chesapeake Style Magazine. There's a print copy, but you can read it in the online pdf of the magazine at http://is.gd/RWgCcv

The review is on page 13 (my lucky number by the way!)






Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Weird Wednesday


Every year at Thanksgiving, I gathered that this family-owned turkey farm paints a handful of turkeys with vegetable dye, turning their white plumage neon. Thinking he wanted to make these birds more attractive to sell? 





Thursday, November 10, 2011

Supernatural Friday: eBay Purchase

This short dark fantasy story is copyrighted to me, Pamela K. Kinney, so please do not take it and share it on your blog or elsewhere. Instead, share the link with friends and have them come here to read it. It is based off the old nursery rhyme, Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.



eBay Purchase

By

Pamela K. Kinney









Judy Linnea watched as her husband set down the jack-o-lantern on the front porch. He stood up and stretched, then sauntered back inside the house. Peter took his dark hooded sweatshirt out of the hall closet and slipped it on. He turned to her. She saw nothing on his face but a blank page, a few wrinkles and a graying five-o’clock shadow the only thing written on it.


“Heading out again, Peter?” she asked sarcastically. “You never stay home with me anymore.”


A strange little grin flitted across his lips. For a minute a chill raced up her spine, burt she shook it off. No way the man would hurt her.


“What’s the matter, Judy? Do you think I seeing another woman or something?”


She snorted. “You? Magic would be a more real possibility, then your lazy butt cheating on me!”


The strange smile grew wider, as if only he got the joke. Not even pausing to give her a kiss on the cheek, he stepped past her and went outside. The door slammed shut with a loud bang.


Judy stared at the door, shocked. Least he’s always gave me a kiss before. What’s the matter with him these days?


Actually, he’d been acting strange ever since he had brought home that pumpkin the day before Halloween a week ago, carved a face on it and set it out on the porch on Halloween, all lit up. Funny thing, he removed it the day after, and didn’t throw it in the trash as usual, but took it indoors. Until today when he put it back out. Very strange behavior, even for him.


Well, whatever’s up his butt will have to be puzzled out later.


She had cookies to bake.


Just before she could head to the kitchen a woman’s giggle came to her ears. The sound came from outside, just outside the front door, if she thought about it. Frowning, Judy opened the door and stared through the screen door.


Empty. Only the porch furniture and the damned pumpkin. Judy was about to shut the door when someone giggled again.


“What the . . .”


Puzzled, she realized the sound came from the top of the porch steps. Except no one stood there, only the pumpkin. Judy shoved the screen door open and stepped out.


She stood next to the jack-o-lantern, staring down at its face that Peter had carved into it. Eyes like mirthful crescents, the nose, an upside down triangle, and the mouth was a slash so malignant that for a moment she shivered and took a step back.


Another giggle filled the air.


In dawning horror, she realized that it came from the jack-o-lantern. Something slithered up one side, long and black-green.


“Oh God, a snake!” Where was freaking Peter when she needed him? She hated snakes.


Judy tripped over her feet and landed on her butt. Her face was close to the slithering thing that curled around the orange flesh of the jack-o-lantern. She noticed that the ‘snake’ had tiny red horns that rose from the top of its head and as its yellow eyes stared into hers, a tiny red flame issued from its opened maw.


She screamed, trying to scramble to her feet and failing. The creature hissed, more flames filling the air along with the sound—the thud-thud of something pounding from inside the pumpkin.


The jack-o-lantern split apart, and pieces fell onto the top porch step in front of it. A miniscule body, dressed in a tattered crop top, denim shorts and green sandals staggered out, a tiny sledgehammer gripped in her minute hands. I was a woman with orange eyes and blonde hair, all in a Barbie doll face. She gazed up at Judy.


“What the hell are you?” asked Judy, unable to move a muscle. Had this creature hypnotized her?


The woman gave a nasty smile.


“I’m Peter’s new wife.”


“Excuse me?”


“Peter realized that your software program that came with the package of tomato seeds he had bought last spring was defective. But the seller on eBay who sold him this pumpkin said to carve it and insert the new software program, then right-click, and I would come alive. I’m to replace you.”


“Come on, we have to hurry, as Peter is expecting a dinner of steak and mashed potatoes with home baked pumpkin pie tonight when he gets home. I need to get to the store.”


Judy’s vision wavered and she tried to stand, but found that her legs wobbled like rubber. Her vision dimmed but she saw another odd thing about the jack-o-lantern that she hadn’t noticed before. A long, white line attached to a two-button computer mouse snaked from behind the jack-o-lantern.


That’s when she fell into a long dark corridor of nothingness.


****

Judy regained consciousness and found herself lying on something red. In fact, everything looked red from top to bottom and side to side. The whole room seemed circular and empty of furniture. She stood, her legs still shaky.


To her horror, she saw a giant, feminine face with pumpkin orange eyes staring at her through a large, gaping hole in the red wall in front of her.


“Oh God, where am I?” screamed Judy.


“Why, in the jack-o-lantern, of course!” said the face in a booming voice.


The face vanished when Judy heard the thunderous footsteps of some giant.


“Peter! It worked!” The female voice.


“It did?” Peter’s voice roared like a sonic boom.


The next moment his dove-gray eyes peering through the hole at her.


“Comfy?” he said. “Good.”


She ran to the hole and poked her head out to look up at him towering over her like a skyscraper. “What’s that suppose to mean?”


He didn’t answer, but he leaned over to pick up the mouse she had seen earlier, only now it was way bigger. “I have to save you into the program.”


He right-clicked the mouse and all went blank for Judy..


****

Peter took the CD and shoved it into a drawer full of other CDs, each with a woman’s name on it. He turned to his new wife.


“The program better work right this time, or I’ll not be buying any more programmable wife software off eBay. Understand?”


His new wife smiled, touched her hair with a shaking hand before she leaned over to give him a kiss.












Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Weird Wednesday


If my turkey for Thanksgiving grinned back at me like this one is doing, I be freaking out. What do you think?

Thursday, November 03, 2011

Supernatural Friday: It's Coming

Copyrighted by Pamela K. Kinney, just enjoy it and share the link with friends. A week after Halloween is over, but what the heck, working on a novel for NaNo, so found this for Supernatural Friday.



It’s coming,
Like a terrible thing
It’s scary,
Dark, and with a toothy grin.

So you better beware,
Have everything ready
Decorate appropriately,
For the end is near.

Just remember one thing,
It only comes but once a year
Halloween, costumed in orange and black,
A mask upon its gruesome face
Ringing your doorbell with persistence,
Innocent child or demonic being
Just feed it candy, just to be safe.
Trick or Treat.